That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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