i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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