...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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