Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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