Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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