he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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