I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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