I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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