Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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