you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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