normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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