I cannot find my penis.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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