Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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