I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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