plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
