i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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