We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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