i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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