Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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