Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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