She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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