i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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