Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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