dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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