she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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