do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
