she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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