This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins