and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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