All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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