Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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