I wish I could punch you in the face.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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