Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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