Christians are straight up FREAKS
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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