Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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