Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
she peed on how many people?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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