...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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