remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Randomize
