dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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