This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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