when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
