She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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