Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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