That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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