so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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