Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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