my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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