don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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