So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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