Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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