Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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