Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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