I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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