I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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